As with all of our other performances, we send you a questionaire for you to fill out. It asks about the bride-to-be, the real nerd she's going to marry, what they argue about, the wedding, the honeymoon, etc. You provide these answers to your entertainer during a scheduled telephone interview. In a clever way, the performer works as much information as he can remember into the performance.

Of course, from the moment the nerd arrives, everyone knows it's a joke. But, they all want to believe it's true like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. The world would be a better place if your lovestruck nerd was real.

For the engagement party, rehearsal dinners, or coed shower where the couple will be present, we offer the new couple some scary scenarios: a nerd or nerdette as a live-in marriage counselor, wedding planner, or honeymoon travel guide.